” The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric. “


” The great thing about comedy is that the longer you’ve been alive, the more you have to talk about and the better you get. I’ve got some miles and some road savviness that some other guys don’t have. “


” Most authors writing books like ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’ dream of doing what I was being asked to do. I didn’t like it. I’m good at giving advice, but doing it on TV and radio felt wrong, and when people resisted my point of view, I was like, ‘Why am I doing this? This was not the plan.’ So I stopped. It didn’t make me feel good. “


” Social media is a really cool way to tell your story to people who are interested in hearing it. It’s not getting put through the filter of a television executive who’s decided you’re too old to justify the expenditure. “


” I saw Aerosmith, and I was like, ‘Wow, you can dress like a girl and still get girls? Hand me a scarf!’ “


” I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of pants can make you feel is better than any therapist, because when you look in the mirror, you see a different person – you are a different person. It’s superficial change that can lead to real change. “


” This life is yours and no one else’s, and if you spend your time looking at other people’s pages, you’ll never get anything done. “


” The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are not hiding anything, and you still have a life of your own. The other best thing is sex – that is a super positive. “


” I’m not a big fan of comedy roasts because most of the time I find them to be really mean, but once in a while, you’ll hear something perfectly worded and well-crafted. “


” I think probably – I think, you know, when you’re first dating somebody, if they’re just not that physical with you, if they don’t want to make concrete plans with you, you know, if they’re sort of ambiguous about where everything is going, I think that’s a pretty good sign that they’re not into you. “



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The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.
The great thing about comedy is that the longer you


Most authors writing books like
Social media is a really cool way to tell your story to people who are interested in hearing it. It
I saw Aerosmith, and I was like,
I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of pants can make you feel is better than any therapist, because when you look in the mirror, you see a different person - you are a different person. It
This life is yours and no one else
The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are not hiding anything, and you still have a life of your own. The other best thing is sex - that is a super positive.
I
I think probably - I think, you know, when you
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