” When you’re eight years old nothing is your business. “


” I hate small towns because once you’ve seen the cannon in the park there’s nothing else to do. “


” The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can’t fake it… try to fake three laughs in an hour – ha ha ha ha ha – they’ll take you away, man. You can’t. “


” Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it. “


” There are never enough I Love You’s. “


” I’ll die young, but it’s like kissing God. “


” The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter. “


” If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone. “


” A lot of people say to me, ‘Why did you kill Christ?’ I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know. “


” I would be with a bunch of Kennedy fans watching the debate, and their comment would be, ‘He’s really slaughtering Nixon.’ Then we would all go to another apartment, and the Nixon fans would say, ‘How do you like the shellacking he gave Kennedy? “



All 10 Lenny Bruce Quotes about You in picture


When you
I hate small towns because once you
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can
Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.
There are never enough I Love You
I
The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.
If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.
A lot of people say to me,
I would be with a bunch of Kennedy fans watching the debate, and their comment would be,

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