” When my people are dying, that’s when you gonna catch me protesting. I’m not gonna protest because somebody got offered not the amount of money they wanted to get offered. If you don’t like what they’re offering you, just no longer do business with them. “


” I do have esteem issues when it comes to reading and writing. I always feel kind of self-conscious about letting people read something that I wrote, because the last thing I wanna hear is, ‘You spelled everything wrong.’ “


” When I was young, people used to be like, ‘You look just like Halle Berry – out of Losing Isaiah.’ I don’t care, she was still beautiful in that movie! “


” I did tell the census man I was white, and I’m telling you, I started getting offers for the black American Express card in the mail. “


” I’ve always been outwardly personal. I’ve always been that chick. A lot of my friends be like, ‘TMI, Tiffany, TMI.’ I just feel like it’s important to share your experience on this Earth, because you never know who’s watching, who might be going through the same thing, who might feel devastated. “


” I did this movie called ‘Their Eyes Were Watching God,’ and I was an extra, and it was a movie that Oprah was producing. She had walked by, and I was making all the other extras laugh, and she said, ‘You’re a very funny young lady.’ I was like, ‘Eeeee! “


” My therapist was like, ‘What brings joy to your heart?’ And I was like, ‘I like to see teeth. I guess maybe I should have been a dentist. “


” I learned from Roger Rabbit that if you make people laugh, they’ll do anything for you – which is almost true. “


” I feel like a foster kid that’s been in the system for a long time, and then at 16, somebody adopted them and said, ‘You can go to college, and you ain’t got to pay no student loans.’ I feel happy. I feel accepted after all these years of blood, sweat, and tears. “


” People always tell me, ‘You should do drama. You should do drama.’ Even when I first got an agent, they were like, ‘We want to send you out to be dramatic.’ And I’m like, ‘No. I’m a comedian. I’m funny. I want to do funny stuff. “



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