” When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex. “


” Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play? “


” Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there’s no one watching you. “


” On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’ I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. “


” In my youth there were words you couldn’t say in front of a girl, now you can’t say ‘girl. “


” Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don’t use your thumbs. “


” Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. “


” Life is like a sewer: what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. “


” Laughter is involuntary. If it’s funny you laugh. “


” You can’t be satirical and not be offensive to somebody. “



All 10 Tom Lehrer Quotes about You in picture


When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.
Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?


Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there
On my income tax 1040 it says
In my youth there were words you couldn
Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don
Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.
Life is like a sewer: what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
Laughter is involuntary. If it
You can
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