” Here’s my questions to anybody when they talk about comedy. When you are with your friends, who don’t judge you, what do you say? And if that’s appropriate to say with your friends, why is it not appropriate anywhere else. Like, I hate those people who judge me and are hypocrites. “


” I’m a spiritual person: I believe that if you read the Bible, you get what you want from it. But, when you actually read it, you see the beauty, spirituality, the joy and love, and what makes us godly. “


” You know what, I stopped doing ‘Mind of Mencia’ because it got hard, and there was a lot of fighting, and it was just time to move on. “


” When I was a kid, I was in love with one of the ‘Charlie’s Angels.’ I told my dad, ‘I’m going to marry somebody like Cheryl Ladd.’ My dad said, ‘You’re not that good-looking, mijo. You’re going to have to make a lot of money if that’s what you want.’ I went, ‘Well, I want that, so I’m going to make money. “


” I have been recording every single one of my shows since 1994. Every single joke I’ve ever done is on a hard drive. I can tell you when I wrote every joke I wrote. I can tell you the first time I said it, when I made it different, when I made it better. “


” When you have a TV show, and you’re selling out 10,000 seats or whatever the hell it is, it’s not that it becomes easy. It’s just that’s what your life is like. “


” I was a very cocky and unlikable young comic. But I came from the hood, and that’s what I learned. “


” Acting is reacting. That’s when acting is great – when you say something, somebody said something, they make a face, they pose, they use something physical, then you react to that, then they react to you. “


” Well, the hard part about doing auditions is that the person reading you the lines, they’re not really into it. They’re just going, ‘Oh really, so why do you think that?’ And they’re just looking at a piece of paper. “


” The beauty of not growing up middle class is that you don’t think like the middle class. You don’t have anything to protect, you know what I mean? “


” Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many ‘You might be a redneck jokes’ as he wants, but I’m telling you as soon as a guy like that does a black joke or something – ‘How dare you!’ I totally think it’s unfair. “



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You know what, I stopped doing
When I was a kid, I was in love with one of the
I have been recording every single one of my shows since 1994. Every single joke I
When you have a TV show, and you
I was a very cocky and unlikable young comic. But I came from the hood, and that
Acting is reacting. That
Well, the hard part about doing auditions is that the person reading you the lines, they
The beauty of not growing up middle class is that you don
Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many
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