” Hair extensions and wigs are not the same thing. Wigs are for old ladies and drag queens. Extensions are for women who want longer hair. To be safe, never bring it up if you think a woman is wearing either. No good comes of it. “


” Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you’re going bald. “


” A man’s ability to haggle is never a turn-on. The only thing less romantic than how much you paid is how much you saved. The last thing we want to hear is how you talked the jeweler down on our new earrings. “


” As young, hot actors living in Hollywood, you get even more attractive. “


” People have this view, ‘Oh, you’re in movies, your life is so glamorous’ but it can really suck. “


” When it’s going well, stand-up is the best thing in the world, but when it’s not, it feels like all your toes are being pulled off one by one. “


” Girls are supposed to be feminine and demure. Comedy isn’t about that, so you just have to unlearn it. Certain women are so pretty, they can’t go weird enough to be funny. You have to be willing to be ugly. I’m lucky my face can look so hideous. “


” When you’re an actress, there are only a few times you can really get paid. One of them is doing a sequel. They can’t fake you or hire another actor to play you. “


” Usually, when you’re an actress, you have to audition 20 times. “


” It ends up being a terrible movie if you try and please everyone. “


” No one purposefully paints a bad painting. It’s someone who’s trying to do a good painting, but it’s terrible. I have one with a matador, and the bull is going through the blanket. You can tell the painter didn’t know how to paint it. “



All 11 Jennifer Coolidge Quotes about You in picture


Hair extensions and wigs are not the same thing. Wigs are for old ladies and drag queens. Extensions are for women who want longer hair. To be safe, never bring it up if you think a woman is wearing either. No good comes of it.
Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you


A man
As young, hot actors living in Hollywood, you get even more attractive.
People have this view,
When it
Girls are supposed to be feminine and demure. Comedy isn
When you
Usually, when you
It ends up being a terrible movie if you try and please everyone.
No one purposefully paints a bad painting. It
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