” Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That’s what we’re shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true. “

 

” For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid. “

 

” Every time I’ve done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there’s always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they’re just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that. “

 

” I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun. “

 

” After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it’ll flop. And that’s when I really take a hard look at myself and say: ‘Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it’s talking about. “

 

” Like with ‘Parks and Recreation,’ it’s so much fun because the people writing it are funny and they’re open and you just go in there and have a good time. It’s pretty much the easiest job I’ve ever had. “

 

” After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times, and then one night it’ll flop. “

 

” I’m so jealous of people who have crushes on people they go to school with or work with. That’s such a blessing. You actually get to see them all the time and spend time with them. “

 

” You go to any Jay-Z concert, and he plays his hits. Comedians don’t have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on. It’s the hardest thing. “

 

” Some comedians will tour and do these classic bits all the time. But now with YouTube and Comedy Central, people see your stuff, and they don’t want to hear you do that again. “

 

” Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you. “

 

” Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out and hope for the best. “

 

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Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That
For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid.


Every time I
I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.
After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it
Like with
After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times, and then one night it
I
You go to any Jay-Z concert, and he plays his hits. Comedians don
Some comedians will tour and do these classic bits all the time. But now with YouTube and Comedy Central, people see your stuff, and they don
Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you.
Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out and hope for the best.

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