” He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone. “
” If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. “
” If you wouldn’t write it and sign it, don’t say it. “
” Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn’t be done. “
” Middle Age – later than you think and sooner than you expect. “
” Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don’t. “
” Today’s accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents. “
” He’s an honest man – you could shoot craps with him over the telephone. “
” Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you’re scared to death. “
” A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you’ve been taking. “
” Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. “
” Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. “
” You may not be able to read a doctor’s handwriting and prescription, but you’ll notice his bills are neatly typewritten. “
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