” If you got a name like Barack Obama, you’re supposed to fight. “
” We ask for way too much stuff – way too much stuff. You got a job making $100 a year and bought a house for $3 million. Talking about, ‘I don’t know what happened with the payment. “
” Don’t let people treat you like you’re stupid. If it sounds too good to be true, it is. “
” We all want something else other than what we have and don’t realize what you got works. It works. It does work. You gotta work. Marriage is work. Marriage is a career. It’s not an adventure. “
” If you’re not happy before you’re successful, you’re going to be miserable when you do become successful because all your problems just get magnified. “
” I spent money, and I kept thinking, ‘I get one more movie and I’ll wipe these bills out,’ but that movie never came. That black pride, I said, ‘Man, I’m going to hang in there, I’m going to pay these bills.’ So you owe a million dollars. ‘I can pay that.’ OK, fines, fees, now you owe two and a half million. ‘But I didn’t do nothin’! “
” I never should have done ‘Celebrity Apprentice.’ I didn’t want to do it because I didn’t want Donald Trump to say, ‘You’re fired. “
” Who the heck is Donald Trump to fire me? I regret I didn’t tell Donald Trump, ‘You need to fire your barber. I’m sorry. I ain’t feeling you, man. You’re fired! I fire you, Donald Trump. “
” There’s no one defining moment that kills you or makes you. “
” I would be an activist but never a politician. As an activist, nobody owns you. “
” I couldn’t get roles as bad guys. They could see John Travolta as a gangster but not me, really. But, you know, that’s just how things are. “
” You don’t meet many comics who came from rich families or were captain of the football team and had a nice car. “
” You can be too pretty for comedy – man or woman. “
” What holds you back in comedy is fear. “
” There is two different Donald Trumps. There is the Donald Trump of the ’90s… Now you’ve got this other one. The post-dementia Donald Trump who just loves picking fights because, I think, he’s a lonely man. “
” Take my gay-hairdresser routine. You’ll let your hairdresser say things to you that you wouldn’t let your parents say. My hairdresser will say the funniest things, so I asked him if I could put him in my routine – you know, make fun of him in a good way. He said, ‘Oh, mention my name, mention my name! “
” Being in a smaller environment – sometimes I like that. As a comic, we start off in comedy clubs, and there are people right at your feet, right on top of you. And I realize, as I get older, I miss that sometimes. “
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