” When ‘Titanic’ came out on VHS, I was working at a Sam’s Club, which is already the worst. I don’t know what you know about working for the Walton family, but it’s horrific. “


” Kansas City, well, part of the town’s pretty cool, and part of the town is not. But it’s gonna be that way no matter where you go. “


” If you have any sense, if you’re any good at comedy, you come to Austin. “


” If you like looking at ‘Starry Night’ or water lilies or whatever, then why does it matter if it’s an original? If the artist is still alive, and you want to support them, I get it. But if you want some famous dead guy’s work, that’s just a way for rich people to show off. It’s the upper-class version of driving a giant Hummer. “



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