” Instead of dumping all my money on an independent film that nobody would watch and most people would make fun of behind my back, I decided, ‘I’m just going to buy a house. “


” I have no idea why people want to watch puppets be the slightly meaner version of the weirdo holding them. It’s beyond my comprehension. “


” It’s the ultimate pinnacle of stand-up to have an hour on HBO, but way more people see Comedy Central, and they’ve been good to me. “


” Here’s what I tell people now when they come to my shows: ‘First of all, thank you for stimulating the economy, or at least my economic package. “



All 4 Daniel Tosh Quotes about People in picture


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