” Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people ‘the cops.’ But you know, sometimes, you’ve just got no choice, those kids gotta get to school! “


” Doesn’t matter what you say or do, people can always find a way to call you a dick. “


” I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they’re, like, emotionally flinching when I start doing my jokes. “


” For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don’t know what happened to them. That’s the crowd that I like, the ones that don’t get so offended just to be offended. “



All 4 Dave Attell Quotes about People in picture


Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people
Doesn
I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they
For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don

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