” Every time I travel, I’m in a rage until I reach my destination. I find myself shouting at suitcases, as if it’s their fault that I’m an inefficient packer. I’ve also learnt that whenever you despair of humanity and start thinking that you hate people – as I frequently do – you only have to travel to realise that people are basically all right. “


” I would spend a lot of time setting up an accident scene where it appeared that I had seriously hurt myself – hedge-cutter, ketchup, that sort of thing. When my sister happened upon the scene of horror, I would lift my head and pathetically plead for her to ‘get Mum’. “


” Me and my sister made up a game called ‘Milky Cow’. We were on holiday in France when I was 12, and there was a kid who had bovine features, and every time we went past her, we’d say, ‘There’s Milky Cow’. “


” Every time I wrote a school scene, I thought of that drama studio, because that’s where I was a bit lost at sea. “



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Every time I travel, I
I would spend a lot of time setting up an accident scene where it appeared that I had seriously hurt myself - hedge-cutter, ketchup, that sort of thing. When my sister happened upon the scene of horror, I would lift my head and pathetically plead for her to


Me and my sister made up a game called
Every time I wrote a school scene, I thought of that drama studio, because that
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