Famous quotes by Famous people

” You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don’t have that. I’m a banana. “

” You asked what is the secret of a really good sketch. And it is a sketch is a small play. It’s got a beginning, and a middle and an end. It should have a plot, it should have the characters, conflict. It is a little play. And in it, will be funny stuff. “

” Funny is when you’re serious. “

” And it’s tough traveling. You know, the hotels and the airports and all that. That part, eating and getting around to the hotel room and then going on. “