” I am amazed at radio DJ’s today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for. “


” Laughter is the best medicine – unless you’re diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list. “


” There’s a rumour going ’round that if you amass a certain number of penalty points on your driving licence, the authorities will make you take your test again! Now, if ever there was an incentive to drive carefully, they could not have threatened a more terrifying ordeal. “


” After leaving school, I got a job in a department store not dissimilar to Grace Bros in ‘Are You Being Served?’ “



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