” Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good ‘ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers. “


” For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn’t that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you’re average – hey, let’s get a pizza! “


” The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it – they’re the ones falling down the most. “


” Politics is just show business for ugly people. “



All 4 Jay Leno Quotes about People in picture


Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good
For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn


The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they
Politics is just show business for ugly people.
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