” It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. “
” I think it’s funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. “
” The IRS! They’re like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! “
” A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it. “
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