” Interesting-looking people have always been comedians, and it’s rare that someone who has the choice to model ends up being a comic. Except for maybe Whitney Cummings, but that’s about it. That’s why she’s special: because she can combine it. “


” We usually let our husbands negotiate the house and the cars. But I never had a husband, so I was always buying my own houses and cars, so I knew how to negotiate. “


” If they hate you, they hate you, but I’ve always been polarizing, and I love that. “


” I always wrote about myself in the third person. I knew how to promote myself so it sounded intelligent. I know how to package myself. “



All 4 Lisa Lampanelli Quotes about Always in picture


Interesting-looking people have always been comedians, and it
We usually let our husbands negotiate the house and the cars. But I never had a husband, so I was always buying my own houses and cars, so I knew how to negotiate.
If they hate you, they hate you, but I
I always wrote about myself in the third person. I knew how to promote myself so it sounded intelligent. I know how to package myself.

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