” I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can’t understand is, if they don’t know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is? “


” My school days were the happiest days of my life, which should give you some indication of the misery I’ve endured over the past twenty-five years. “


” On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn’t he said, ‘Do you mind if I mug you here?’. “


” The thing about improvisation is that it’s not about what you say. It’s listening to what other people say. It’s about what you hear. “



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My school days were the happiest days of my life, which should give you some indication of the misery I


On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn
The thing about improvisation is that it
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