” If I hadn’t got into comedy, I wouldn’t have met Abbey, my wife, and I wouldn’t have my two girls, and the whole thing unravels. That’s the thing about being basically – whisper it quietly – happy, is that you don’t really want to change anything, because once you start changing stuff, then what you’ve got all disappears. “
” I suppose if I went to Turkey – I mean, I can’t imagine going that far away, but if I did go to Turkey, yes, I would probably try to know ‘please’ and ‘sorry’ and ‘thank you’, and ‘a beer please’, and all the useful words. “
” Ambiguity around ambiguity is forgivable in an unpublished poet and expected of an arts student on the pull: for a professional comedian demoting himself to the role of ‘thinker’, with stadiums full of young people hanging on his every word, it won’t really do. “
” To do comedy, you have to be a pretty good actor to start with. “
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