” I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I’m gone. “
” I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I’m the only one moving. “
” I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. “
” I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I’m home now. But leave a message and I’ll call when I’m out. “
All 4 Steven Wright Quotes about Car in picture
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