” Sleep is important for a comic – like it is for a lot of people. “


” It’s okay for me to make jokes about disabled people and people with horrible diseases because they make me uncomfortable, and I don’t want to be like them. “


” People will say, ‘What’s your favorite part of Cincinnati?’ I’m like, ‘I was nine, man. I liked recess and having snacks. I didn’t go anywhere. I was a kid. “


” I don’t want to lose weight to live long or be healthy. I just want to be able to make fun of fat people again and know for sure that they’re fatter than me. “



All 4 Tom Segura Quotes about People in picture


Sleep is important for a comic - like it is for a lot of people.
It


People will say,
I don
Topics: