” I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, ‘Have you got frog’s legs?’ He said, ‘Yes,’ so I said, ‘Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich. “


” So he said ‘I’m going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.’ I thought ‘That’s a turn-up for the books. “


” So I rang up a local building firm, I said ‘I want a skip outside my house.’ He said ‘I’m not stopping you. “


” I bought some pork chops and told the butcher to make them lean. He said, ‘Which way?’ “



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I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter,
So he said


So I rang up a local building firm, I said
I bought some pork chops and told the butcher to make them lean. He said,
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