” Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet – it was a marriage of convenience! “
” My wife had a bad habit of biting her nails, but I cured her. I hid her teeth. “
” My wife said, ‘Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet.’ I said, ‘chocolate fudge. “
” I’ve got a wife who never misses me. Her aim is perfect! “
All 4 Tommy Cooper Quotes about Wife in picture
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