” Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet – it was a marriage of convenience! “


” My wife had a bad habit of biting her nails, but I cured her. I hid her teeth. “


” My wife said, ‘Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet.’ I said, ‘chocolate fudge. “


” I’ve got a wife who never misses me. Her aim is perfect! “



All 4 Tommy Cooper Quotes about Wife in picture


Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
My wife had a bad habit of biting her nails, but I cured her. I hid her teeth.


My wife said,
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