” You can’t make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you’re doing is recording it. “


” Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was. “


” Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television? “


” If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it. “


” Men and women cannot live by bread alone. They must also tinkle. Show me someone who has no trouble tinkling, and I will show you a happy and rich person. “



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Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.


Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?
If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.
Men and women cannot live by bread alone. They must also tinkle. Show me someone who has no trouble tinkling, and I will show you a happy and rich person.
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