” When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs. “


” Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that. “


” And now it looks like I’m probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard. “


” A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian. “


” I got cast on ‘MADtv’ as one of eight permanent cast members chosen from 8,000 comics who’d been screened. For any comic trying to make something of themselves, that was like hitting triple 7s-jackpot. “



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When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs.
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that.


And now it looks like I
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
I got cast on
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