” Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time. “


” By the time I am Howard’s age I hope to be long retired. I don’t plan on working that long. “


” The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for different reasons. “


” I never went through a period were I wanted to be a doctor, a cop or even a rock star. All I wanted to do was play short stop for the Yankees from the time I was about 5. Then I turned 15 and realized how silly that was and just gave up on it. “


” When you’re an adult, when times are good, entire years go by in what feels like the space of one season. But the worst trick time plays on you is just how slowly the worst times in your life take you to live through. “



All 5 Artie Lange Quotes about Time in picture


Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
By the time I am Howard


The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for different reasons.
I never went through a period were I wanted to be a doctor, a cop or even a rock star. All I wanted to do was play short stop for the Yankees from the time I was about 5. Then I turned 15 and realized how silly that was and just gave up on it.
When you
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