” Sure, women sportswriters look when they’re in the clubhouse. Read their stories. How else do you explain a capital letter in the middle of a word? “


” Let’s face it. Umpiring is not an easy or happy way to make a living. In the abuse they suffer, and the pay they get for it, you see an imbalance that can only be explained by their need to stay close to a game they can’t resist. “


” The biggest thrill a ballplayer can have is when your son takes after you. That happened when my Bobby was in his championship Little League game. He really showed me something. Struck out three times. Made an error that lost the game. Parents were throwing things at our car and swearing at us as we drove off. Gosh, I was proud. “


” How do you catch a knuckleball? You wait until it stops rolling, then go pick it up. “


” You know, I was once named Minor League Player of the Year… unfortunately, I had been in the majors for two years at the time. “



All 5 Bob Uecker Quotes about You in picture


Sure, women sportswriters look when they
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The biggest thrill a ballplayer can have is when your son takes after you. That happened when my Bobby was in his championship Little League game. He really showed me something. Struck out three times. Made an error that lost the game. Parents were throwing things at our car and swearing at us as we drove off. Gosh, I was proud.
How do you catch a knuckleball? You wait until it stops rolling, then go pick it up.
You know, I was once named Minor League Player of the Year... unfortunately, I had been in the majors for two years at the time.

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