” You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they’re both on fire – they’re exactly alike. “


” Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people ‘the cops.’ But you know, sometimes, you’ve just got no choice, those kids gotta get to school! “


” Doesn’t matter what you say or do, people can always find a way to call you a dick. “


” What’s the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. “


” Once you get offstage you’re just like everyone else, and everyone else can get into a fight. “



All 5 Dave Attell Quotes about You in picture


You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people
Doesn
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Once you get offstage you

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