” Part of being a comedian is that it’s your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities. “


” This life is yours and no one else’s, and if you spend your time looking at other people’s pages, you’ll never get anything done. “


” The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are not hiding anything, and you still have a life of your own. The other best thing is sex – that is a super positive. “


” I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it. “


” I’ve learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work. “



All 5 Greg Behrendt Quotes about Life in picture


Part of being a comedian is that it
This life is yours and no one else


The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are not hiding anything, and you still have a life of your own. The other best thing is sex - that is a super positive.
I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it.
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