” You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day. “


” If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks. “


” If it doesn’t know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks. “


” I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball. “


” But if applause throws off your timing, then you’re not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it. “



All 5 Jay Mohr Quotes about You in picture


You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.
If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.


If it doesn
I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball.
But if applause throws off your timing, then you
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