” If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven’t been born yet. “
” You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy. “
” Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you’ll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples. “
” Everyone thinks they can write a play, you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life. “
” Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending. “
All 5 Neil Simon Quotes about You in picture
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