” I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. “


” I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her. “


” My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. “


” My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it. “


” With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we’ll never see each other! “



All 5 Rodney Dangerfield Quotes about Wife in picture


I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
I haven
My wife
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we

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