” Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it. “


” I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. “


” Women are like elephants. I like to look at ’em, but I wouldn’t want to own one. “


” I like children – fried. “


” I never met a kid I liked. “



All 5 W. C. Fields Quotes about Like in picture


Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Women are like elephants. I like to look at
I like children - fried.
I never met a kid I liked.

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