” I’m a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world’s a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they’re delightful. They all want so little. “


” The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know. “


” Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet. “


” I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow, redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless. “


” I don’t believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It’s on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it’s supposed to give you a parking space. It’s worked so far. “


” Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head? “



All 6 Billy Connolly Quotes about You in picture


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The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know.


Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.
I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow, redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.
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Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?
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