” USA Today has come out with a new survey – apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population. “


” People say New Yorkers can’t get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio, the other guy took the engine. “


” New York… when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you. “


” Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. “


” Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That’s bad news – they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel. “


” We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours. “



All 6 David Letterman Quotes about New in picture


USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
People say New Yorkers can
New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That
We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours.

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