” New York now leads the world’s great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn’t make a sudden move. “


” New York… when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you. “


” I know these jokes aren’t great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you’re between impeachments. “


” A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you know I’m thinking, the last time France wanted more evidence they rolled right through Paris with the German flag. “


” Don’t forget it’s daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It’s like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed. “


” The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves. “



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New York now leads the world
New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.
I know these jokes aren
A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you know I
Don
The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.

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