” I get giddy with the idea of stringing words together that make people laugh. “


” Most comics worship music on some level. It’s more rock-n-roll to get up there for an hour and make people laugh. “


” Most authors writing books like ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’ dream of doing what I was being asked to do. I didn’t like it. I’m good at giving advice, but doing it on TV and radio felt wrong, and when people resisted my point of view, I was like, ‘Why am I doing this? This was not the plan.’ So I stopped. It didn’t make me feel good. “


” Social media is a really cool way to tell your story to people who are interested in hearing it. It’s not getting put through the filter of a television executive who’s decided you’re too old to justify the expenditure. “


” I don’t have a massive fan base. I don’t have Patton Oswalt numbers, but the fan base I have is incredibly generous, and of the 22,000 people who follow me on Twitter, I think almost all of those people participate. “


” This life is yours and no one else’s, and if you spend your time looking at other people’s pages, you’ll never get anything done. “



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I get giddy with the idea of stringing words together that make people laugh.
Most comics worship music on some level. It


Most authors writing books like
Social media is a really cool way to tell your story to people who are interested in hearing it. It
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This life is yours and no one else
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