” My wife is a sex object – every time I ask for sex, she objects. “


” I’d like to thank the BBC for allowing me to work here. And I’d like to thank the wife and kids for making it necessary. “


” I went to the doctor last week. I said: ‘Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?’ He said: ‘Why?’ I said: ‘She’s woke up. “


” The wife’s run off with the bloke next door. I do miss him. “


” Take my wife… please. I’m not saying she’s ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance. “


” I discovered the wife’s got asthma. Thank God – I thought she was hissing at me. “



All 6 Les Dawson Quotes about Wife in picture


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I went to the doctor last week. I said:
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