” You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can’t leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I’m that messed-up one in the family. “


” I’ve been in Vegas. That’s where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That’s the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit. “


” A real estate closer. Oh, what’s that? I’m a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where you’ve got to sign all those papers? “


” I really try to have fun. If I don’t have fun, you won’t have fun. That’s what my gift is: to relieve people from a little of the pain and comfort in their lives by allowing my comedy to distract them. A good laugh is almost as good as any doctor visit. “


” You can’t open anything after your 50. You have to wait ’til people stop by the house. ‘Oh my God, I’m glad you’re here. “


” Everybody wanted to make it. One guy makes it. In a family when one guy makes it… ‘Hey ain’t you going to help us out? “



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A real estate closer. Oh, what
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