” If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? “


” If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen? “


” On the other hand, you have different fingers. “


” I have an existential map. It has ‘You are here’ written all over it. “


” George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge… you can’t hear him talk. “


” When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules? “



All 6 Steven Wright Quotes about You in picture


If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I have an existential map. It has
George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can
When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?

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