” I don’t like big events and crowded areas. I’m almost a curmudgeonly old man in that aspect. I’ve been like that forever. “


” I’m definitely a jaded traveler, but you try to make the best of what you know about the experience. Like, I know how to pack a bag. I know that checking a bag is for rookies. “


” Sleep is important for a comic – like it is for a lot of people. “


” It’s okay for me to make jokes about disabled people and people with horrible diseases because they make me uncomfortable, and I don’t want to be like them. “


” When you’re a comic doing a special, it’s like you’re directing your first movie. “


” People will say, ‘What’s your favorite part of Cincinnati?’ I’m like, ‘I was nine, man. I liked recess and having snacks. I didn’t go anywhere. I was a kid. “



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