7 Bryan Callen You Quotes

” Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I’d rather have one horsepower – in a horse. That’s macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse. “


” If you actually get down to the nitty-gritty of the average Pakistani, the average Indian, the average whoever, what you really do know emotionally is that they’re exactly the same. “


” Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice. “


” If you’re the Rolling Stones, you can sing ‘Start Me Up’ for 35 years, and people still cheer. “


” Stand-up comedy is all you. It’s your show, it’s your game. You control every aspect of it – of that experience and that expression. There’s really nothing quite as satisfying. “


” As an actor, you’re never busy enough. “


” You go into an audition, you’re either the one or you’re not, and if you’re not, you go home. And I kind of like that. If you’re really good, and you’re the best guy in the room that day, you get the job. “



All 7 Bryan Callen Quotes about You in picture


Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I
If you actually get down to the nitty-gritty of the average Pakistani, the average Indian, the average whoever, what you really do know emotionally is that they


Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice.
If you
Stand-up comedy is all you. It
As an actor, you
You go into an audition, you
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