” My favourite poem is the one that starts ‘Thirty days hath September’ because it actually tells you something. “
” The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. “
” Well, Art is Art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know. “
” There’s one way to find out if a man is honest – ask him. If he says, ‘Yes,’ you know he is a crook. “
” I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. “
” Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. “
” Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others. “
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