” If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area. “


” I have a similar issue with people who hire me as I do with women. ‘You have to have a particular taste to want to be around me. I have a slightly askew view. “


” You guys own the Muppets, and you’re just kind of sitting on ’em. I really love the Muppets, and I think I know how to bring the franchise back. “


” My belief in God is that God wants you. God wants you to believe in him, or it, whatever you would call it. “


” I don’t like when I watch a fight in a movie that’s perfectly worded and very articulate. If you were able to be that composed, you wouldn’t be fighting! Fighting in real life is sloppy. “


” I did a show called ‘Freaks and Geeks’ when I was very young. And I had the naivete and arrogance of youth. You know, I really assumed that when the show got cancelled, like, oh, it doesn’t matter, you just keep rolling, you know. I’m about to be the biggest star of the world. And then I was met with five years of unemployment. “


” One of the pitfalls of a romantic comedy is that you know how it’s going to end. “



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If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.
I have a similar issue with people who hire me as I do with women.


You guys own the Muppets, and you
My belief in God is that God wants you. God wants you to believe in him, or it, whatever you would call it.
I don
I did a show called
One of the pitfalls of a romantic comedy is that you know how it
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