” Pay attention, don’t let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box. “
” The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it’s so much fun. “
” Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you’ve got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn’t your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. “
” You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out. “
” I am so busy doing nothing… that the idea of doing anything – which as you know, always leads to something – cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything. “
” A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it. “
” You can be passionate about anything. “
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