” The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity. “


” You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, ‘What’s in it for me? “


” Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes. “


” I write 200 columns a year, you know. That means I have to have 200 opinions a year. Sometimes, I don’t give a damn one way or the other, but that’s my job, so I got to take a side. “


” I gave 738 Rotary Club speeches, and it was just driving me crazy, so someone said, ‘Why don’t you charge money? “


” I went last week to get hypnotized. To quit smoking. And the hypnotist said, ‘The reason you smoke is you’re bitter and depressed.’ No, the reason I smoke is the little sucker tastes so good. “


” You can write the best column in the world on Monday, and it does you absolutely no good on Tuesday. There is no way to win. You just write until you are tired, they fire you, or you die. “



All 7 Lewis Grizzard Quotes about You in picture


The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is,
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain
I write 200 columns a year, you know. That means I have to have 200 opinions a year. Sometimes, I don
I gave 738 Rotary Club speeches, and it was just driving me crazy, so someone said,
I went last week to get hypnotized. To quit smoking. And the hypnotist said,
You can write the best column in the world on Monday, and it does you absolutely no good on Tuesday. There is no way to win. You just write until you are tired, they fire you, or you die.

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