” Temporary is all you’re going to get with any kind of health care, except the health care I’m telling you about. That’s eternal health care, and it’s free… I’ve opted to go with eternal health care instead of blowing money on these insurance schemes. “


” I kinda liked ol’ Shakespeare and them guys, you know. I went back and got my master’s just in case. I thought, if I ever needed it, I’d have the sheepskin to show people no matter how dumb I looked, actually I was about half intelligent. I got the degree to let ’em know I wasn’t as dumb as I acted. “


” If I were in politics, and if you ever get me in the White House, trust me, there’s a big change coming. What happened to America? We lost our roots. “


” I picked ducks in a tub in my dorm room. I’d hang deer in the doorway between the bedroom and the little living room in our little apartment there, and I’d skin my deer, and all the guts would go in the tub, and I’d sneak them out so my fellow students on both sides wouldn’t see all that, you know. I’d clean fish up there and all. “


” There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards – women and youth. “


” Carry your Bible and live by it. There’s a better chance that you will stay married if that much is true for either one of you – male or female. “


” If your woman picks your ducks, and she cooks and carries her Bible… now there’s the complete package of womanhood. “



All 7 Phil Robertson Quotes about You in picture


Temporary is all you
I kinda liked ol


If I were in politics, and if you ever get me in the White House, trust me, there
I picked ducks in a tub in my dorm room. I
There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth.
Carry your Bible and live by it. There
If your woman picks your ducks, and she cooks and carries her Bible... now there
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