” Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance? “
” Aim high, and you won’t shoot your foot off. “
” The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing. “
” Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. “
” You know you’re old if your walker has an airbag. “
” Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. “
” You know you’re old if they have discontinued your blood type. “
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