” Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance? “


” Aim high, and you won’t shoot your foot off. “


” The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing. “


” Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. “


” You know you’re old if your walker has an airbag. “


” Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. “


” You know you’re old if they have discontinued your blood type. “



All 7 Phyllis Diller Quotes about You in picture


Housework can
Aim high, and you won


The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
You know you
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
You know you
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