” I guess they’re tough jokes. But there’s lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can’t cry. “


” You don’t know what a rough crowd is. If all I have to do is go make people laugh, that’s nothing. Let me tell you what a tough crowd is. A tough crowd is going to a morning service and you got six people there and you gotta pat your house payment. That’s a tough crowd. “


” Obviously I’m not a role model for impressionable youth. “


” My view of life is, ‘If you’re going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it! “


” If I’ve learned one thing, it’s ‘don’t tell the truth.’ Lies keep you together. “


” Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. “


” It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you’ve played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000 people, after you’ve done the ‘Wild Thing’ video with Jessica Hahn and every rock band from hell, you’re not gonna top that. “



All 7 Sam Kinison Quotes about You in picture


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You don
Obviously I
My view of life is,
If I
Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you

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